What is a deck doing inside a house?
A deck of cards!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You are too young to be smoking!
What do you call a snake that’s trying to become a bird?
A feather boa!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish!
What did one pig say to the other in the hot hot sun?
I’m bakin’!
What did one eye say to the other?
Don’t say anything, but something between us stinks!
