What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
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Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Autumn Wilson, 10 years old, America
What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
From Candice , 11 years old, New York
Parallel lines have so much in common…..
From Sheridyn, 9 years old, Northern Marianas Island
Why did the star go to jail?
From Ashakii, age 13, Spring Grove, Illinois
What did the door say to the window?
From Doodles, age 11, Texas
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back???
From Maxine, age 9, Kallispell, Montana
Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
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