Two dads and two sons went fishing. They each caught one fish. When they went home they counted the fish, but there was only three. Why?
Because it was a grandpa, his son, and his grandson. Two are fathers and two are sons.
Do you think we should swim here? I heard there were crocodiles!
It’s okay. The sharks will scare them away!
My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away!
What happens when a dentist and a manicurist get into a scuffle?
They fight tooth and nail.
Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?
The living room!
What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger?
Nice buns!
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