Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
De-calf-inated!
What has two eyes but can’t see?
Glasses!
How did the egg cross the road?
It was inside the chicken!
Which state is famous for tennis?
Tennis-see!
Why does the ‘D’ like a sailor?
Beacause it follows the sea!
