Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Did you sneeze?
Why was the tree not feeling well?
Because it was a SYCAMORE tree!
Why can’t the flower ride his bike?
Because he lost his petals!
If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire what would they name their child?
Frostbite!
If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very Large Hands
What words have the most letters?
Post office!