What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?
Ho ho homemade cookies!
Where do fish sleep?
In a water bed!!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A walkie-talkie!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
