Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame dog just bit mah foot!
Why did Santa Claus need new underwear?
Because his had Ho-Ho-Holes!
If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?
In the hood!
Which pets sing?
Trumpets!
What has 100 legs and pointy toes?
A centipede doing ballet!
