What has 100 legs and pointy toes?
A centipede doing ballet!
What runs but never goes out of breath?
A river!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Peek.
Peek who?
Pikachu!
What did the candle say to the other candle ?
Will you go out with me tonight?
What is the dentist’s oath?
I swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
