What do you call a surgeon with 8 arms?
A doctapus!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin to see how you’re doing today!
What loses its head in the morning but has it back by night?
The pillow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
…….
If we cut it , it becomes bigger.
A hole!
What does Santa do in his garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
