Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn’t a chicken!
What did Mrs.Clause get for Christmas?
Panty Ho-ho-hose!
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
GET A LIFE!
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age!
What is the most important thing in a pie?
The fork!
What is a cat’s favourite song?
The Three Blind Mice!
