Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his web-site!
What’s the difference between a sad baseball player and a marine biologist?
One wails and catches, and the other catches whales!
What’s the crossbreed of a baby sheep, a boy pig, and a guinea pig?
A Lamborghini! (Lamb-Boar-Guinea)
Why can’t you ever play a board game in the jungle?
There’s always gonna be a cheetah!
Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
The robber ducky!
What does Tweety Bird say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
I love you tweet-heart!
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