What did one cucumber say to the other cucumber?
Boy, are we in a pickle!
What is a ghost’s favorite kind of jam?
Boo-berry!
What do you call a monkey holding a bomb?
A babboom!
Why is a ladybug always seen?
Because a ladybug is spotted!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
