There were three men in a truck. Their names were Poop, Manners,and Shutup, who was driving. Poop fell out of the back, and Manners went to get him. Shut up drove to a gas station. There was a police officer there.
The policeman asked his name to whom he replied, “Shutup”.
“What? Tell me your name!” The policeman demanded.
“Shutup!”
The police officer was really mad now. “Where’s your manners?” said the policeman.
What did the snowman say to the other?
There is a pirate on the beach. He has a peg-leg, hook and eye-patch. A little boy walks up and says, “Are you a real pirate?” The pirate says yes.
The boy asks “Well how did you get your peg-leg?” and the pirate says “A shark.”
And the boy asks, “Well how did you get the hook?”
The pirate says, “A shark.”
Then the boy asks, “Well how did you get your eye patch?”
“I was up in the crow’s nest, and I looked up just as a bird flew over me and pooped in my eye.”
And the boy says, “Well how did that make you have to get an eye patch?”
Why couldn’t Betty Crocker sit down?
What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
What did the picture say to the wall?