GIRL: Doctor, help I was playing the clarinet when I swallowed it!
DOCTOR: It could have been worse; you could have swallowed the piano!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From May, age 12, Redgranite, Wisconsin
GIRL: Doctor, help I was playing the clarinet when I swallowed it!
From Miley Cyrus, age 14, Paris
Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
From Erika, age 12, IL, USA
What did the candle say to the other candle?
From Blake Hill, age 8, Duncanville, Texas
How do you fix a torn pizza?
From Angelina, age 10, Florida, United States
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
From Nene, age 8, Philippines
Knock Knock!!!!
Who’s There?
Hand.
Hand Who?
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