What do you call a smelly Santa?
Farter Christmas!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Savie, age 11, Australia
What do you call a smelly Santa?
From Madye, age 10, Jupiter
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo who.
Cargo who who?
From Aryanna, age 11, Brazil
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
From Doo Doo, England
Which emergency vehicle ate ham?
From Kaylyn&Paige, age 14, USA
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
From Sabrina, age 9, Australia
What’s louder than a cat meowing
up a tree?
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