Why did the math book go to the therapist?
Because it had problems!
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellephant!
“Doctor, doctor!
I feel like a toilet!”
“Okay, I’ll get you something to flush it out of your system!”
Why can’t penguins fly?
They can’t afford plane tickets!
