What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunder wear!
Ronald: Why do bears paint there faces yellow?
Bob: I don’t know, why?
Ronald: To hide in banana trees!
Bob: What? I’ve never seen a bear in a banana tree!
Ronald: That’s because they paint their faces yellow!
Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Because they can’t cook!
What did one mathbook say to the other?
I really got a lot of problems!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What’s the only room ghosts don’t go in?
A living room!
