Why did the man with no hands cross the road?
To get to the Second Hand shop!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “Spit out your gum!” and a train says, “Chew chew!”
What will a cat say when you give it a nice meal?
The milk is purrrrrrrfect!
What sometimes falls hard but never gets hurt ?
Rain!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me in!
What did the skeleton sing at the halloween party?
Scary-oke!