What do you get when you cross a T-rex with
a lemon?
A dino-sour!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?
To get a long little doggie!
Why are stadiums so cool?
Because they’re full of fans!
Who was the fattest Queen of Egypt?
CleoFATra!
What is a carpenter’s favorite fish?
A Hammerhead Shark!
