Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you get when you cross poison oak with a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and red all over?
A panda, zebra, penguin, and dalmatian in a fight!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because a mouse was on the other side!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!