Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
Susan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mike: I don’t know.
Susan: To get the newspaper. Get it?
Mike: No.
Susan: Neither do I. I just read it online!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school!
What kind of sport does a beautician like?
Curling (curling the hair and the sport curling)
What did Earth say to Saturn?
You must give me a ring sometime.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright!