What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A walkie – talkie!
On Friday, a man rode his horse 45 miles to a hotel, stayed in that hotel for only three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse was named Friday!
What did the cook name his son?
Stew!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrrrrrrr-ple!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police to see ya! (Pleased to see you)
What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?
“Meals on Wheels!”
