What do you call a dinosaur that wrecks everything in sight?
(Rex)
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From Muhammad, age 11, Singapore
What do you call a dinosaur that wrecks everything in sight?
From Jimmy, age 14, Brooklyn, NY
A guy tried to get into the USA, but customs said he had to use the colors green, yellow and pink in the same sentence.
From Tuna, age 13, Paris
What’s a rock’s favorite magazine?
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
From Holly, age 8, Houston, Texas
What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?
From Clark, age 9, California
Open your eyes, and you will not see me.
Close your eyes, and you will see me.
What am I?
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