Karry said, “Hey Jane, I can spell a word with over a 100 letters!” Jane replied, “Really, what?”
P-o-s-t o-f-f-i-c-e!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the pew! (Pooh)
What do pigs put on when they get burned?
Oinkment!
Why don’t aliens have a doorbell on their spaceship?
Because they are trying to win the Nobel Prize!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map!
