When asked to write a paper on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving little Timmy wrote:
I’m thankful that I’m not a turkey!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes, a building can’t jump at all!
What goes in a bear’s cave and comes out alive?
The bear!!!
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Patty!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What kind of fruit is on a dime??
A date!
