Can February march?
No, but April may!
Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
He wanted to hit the sack!!
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Do you think it saurus? (saw us)
Why did the baby bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to see what high school was like!!
What do you call a dinosaur that wrecks everything in sight?
A Tyrannosaurus wrecks!!
(Rex)
(Rex)
A guy tried to get into the USA, but customs said he had to use the colors green, yellow and pink in the same sentence.
He thought for a while and then said, “I was sitting at home when the phone rang, “greeng greeng,” so I pinked it up and said, Yellow!”
