What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Years Day!!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Joey, age 4, Dorchester, MA
What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
From Brandy Rachele M., age 8, Georgia
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
From Nathan M., age 8, VA
What is gray and has a trunk?
From Tim M., a teacher, South Dakota
What do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with a pirate?
From Emma, age 9, England
Why aren’t ghosts good at telling lies?
From Michael M., a parent, Santee
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
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