What can you serve but not eat?
A tennis ball!!
What’s a 10 letter word that starts with gas?
Automobile!!
Who did they call when the pig needed to go to the hospital?
A hambulance!!!
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a doctor?
More tests!!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter-fly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, OK?