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From Clare, age 14, Australia

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the other boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Johnny would always take the nickel — they said, because it was bigger.
One day, after Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know that the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger, or what?” Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face.

Johnny said, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it. So far I’ve saved $20!”
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer Who?

Tom Sawyer underwear!!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Cristauna, age 10, Broomfield, CO

There were 5 pigs. They went to a restaurant. When the waitress took their order, the fifth pig kept ordering water. On the way out the waitress asked why he kept ordering water.

He said ,”Well someone had to go we,we, we all the way home.”
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Filed Under: Pig

From Miranda F., age 9, Huntsville, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?

Snot you again!!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Dick, age 17

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?

Handsome money through the keyhole and I will tell you!
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From Stephanie V., age 13, Orlando, FL

What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

You know they are all on the same team!
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Filed Under: Elephant

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