Who did they call when the pig needed to go to the hospital?
A hambulance!!!
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a doctor?
More tests!!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter-fly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, OK?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!!
What do you call a dinosaur who knows the English language really well?
A thesaurus!!
