Why aren’t ghosts good at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!!!
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A milk dud, or an utter failure!!
What’s Snow White’s brother’s name?
Egg White! Get the yolk!
Why wasn’t the woman scared of the man-eating shark?
Because it was a man-eating shark and she was a woman!!
A woman went out, leaving her husband to heat some water for tea.
The woman went to the store to get some food to go with the tea.
“Could I interest you in this lovely ox’s tongue?” said one shopkeeper.
“Oh no.” the woman said, “I couldn’t eat anything out of an animal’s mouth.
I’ll just take half a dozen eggs!
I’ll just take half a dozen eggs!
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead,” God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “a million years to me is only a second.”
“Hmmm,” the man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”
So the man said, “God, can I have a penny?”
And God cheerfully said, “Sure!!…Just a second.”
