What did Tenna-see? (Tennessee)
The same thing Arkan-saw! (Arkansas)
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’ there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody but me!!!
Knock, knock.
Whose there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Why are you so sad? It’s only a joke!!
Why did the dog eat fertilizer?
To grow up!!!
Leanne: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Aidan: 26
Leanne: No, there’s 25.
Aidan: Why?
Because an angel flew down and said Noel! (No L)
