Why was the apple so lonely?
Because the banana split!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Student: “I-T!”
What kind of candy gets the giggles?
Laffy Taffy
Where do you find an ocean without water?
On a map!
How do you know which end of a worm is the head?
Tickle it and see which end laughs!
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