Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s to far to walk.
What was Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?
He did didn’t have one. He lived in Washington!
If a man was born in Manchester, married in England and died in Dublin, What do you call him?
Dead
Why did they give the award to the scarecrow?
He was outstanding in his field!
What does the Rabbit call the crazy Owl next door?
Weird Al!
How do you abbreviate Arkansas?
Just start spelling it, then stop!
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