What do you get when you cross a rock with some wheels?
Rock and Roll.
When did Great-Grandpa rock live?
In the Stone Ages!
What is a ghost’s favorite food?
Booberry pie!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the ghost have a band-aid?
It had a boo boo !!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with.
