How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her “w!”
What is a zombie’s favorite kind of street???
A dead end!!!!!!!
Why was the ghost scared on Halloween?
Because he didn’t have any guts.
Why did the skeleton cross the road alone?
He didn`t have any body to go with.
What room can’t a skeleton go in?
The living room!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no GUTS!!!