What do you call a mild-mannered snake?
A civil serpent!
Where to snakes go out to eat?
Sssssizzzzler Restaurant!
What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A hamster sandwich!
When does a hamster take a bath?
When no one’s looking!
