How do you know there’s an elephant in the oven?
You can’t shut the door.
Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkley?
If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirin.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
What’s gray, has big ears and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!!!
What is big, gray, and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
How do you know peanuts are fattening?
Because you never see a skinny elephant!