Why does an elephant paint his toenails yellow?
So he can hide upside down in a custard bowl.
What’s the red stuff between elephant’s toes?
Slow pygmies.
Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because he can’t fit in the bathtub!
How do you know there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head touches the ceiling.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
How do you know there’s an elephant in the oven?
You can’t shut the door.
