How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
What is big, gray, and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
How do you know peanuts are fattening?
Because you never see a skinny elephant!
Why are elephants big and gray?
Because if they were small and red they would be apples.
How can you get 5 elephants in a Volkswagen?
Put 2 in the front seat and 3 in the back.
What do you call an elephant that takes a bite out of the computer?
A mega-byte!
