What is this fly doing in my soup?
I think he’s doing the backstroke.
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Brett S., age 9, Australia.
What is this fly doing in my soup?
From a reader
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
From Gemma, age 10, England
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
From Leore, age 9, Cincinnati
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
From Daisy, age 10, Vermont
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
From Megan N., age 9, Twain Harte, California
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I don’t know.
I don’t know who?
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