Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ilene
Ilene who?
Ilened over the fence too far and it broke!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Whats the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car’s windscreen?
Its bottom!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!!!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you leave me alone?