Why did the orange get half way up the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
What’s in the middle of Paris?
The letter R!
What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?
It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine!
Why was the frog waiting for the bus?
Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)
What kind of socks do pirates wear?
Aaarrgyle!
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