How do fish know how heavy they are?
Because they carry their own scales.
Where to snakes go out to eat?
A Sssssizzzzler Restaurant!
What did one turnip say to another turnip?
When did you turn-up!
Why are Grandfather’s teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!
Why did the right triangle go to the beach?
Because it was ninety degrees!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a tree?
An animal with two trunks!
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