A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he took two steps, stopped, and turned to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went: step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”
What type of bun does Fluttershy like her veggie dog in?
A bunny!
Who is the best singer in computer land ??????????
A dell!
What do you get when you cross a fairy and a skunk?
Stinker-bell!
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the s!
There was a family of tomatoes – there was a mom, a dad, and a baby. They were taking a walk. The dad noticed that the baby was slacking behind. The dad walked over to the baby and squashed it. The dad says…
“Ketchup!”
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