Where do basketball players go to breakfast?
Dunkin’ Donuts!
What was the teddy bear after Thanksgiving dinner?
Stuffed!
I was talking to my friend and her nose was red and I asked her why. She said she sniffed a brose. I said “There’s no B in rose!”
She said, “There was in the one I just sniffed!”
Why did Batman lose his pants?
Because he only wears underwear!
What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?
Kitty Perry!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?
Blue cheese!
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