Jokes By Kids

From Dylan, age 12, Melbourne, Australia:)

There was a girl at Sunday school. The teacher decided to have a quiz. The first question went to the girl. The question was who was the first female on earth? The girl doesn’t know so she asks for a clue. The teacher says “An apple…”. The girl says ummmm……

Granny Smith?

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From Christine, age 10, Katy, Texas

What’s a geologist’s favorite type of music?

Rock music!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the rabbit wear a shower cap?

It didn’t want to get its hare wet!!

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From David, age 9, USA

So a guy walks into a restaurant and he asks the waiter, “Do you serve crayfish here?” The waiter said yes, then the guy said

“Well my crayfish friend here wants a pizza!

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From Robyn, age 17, USA

Why did Beethoven stop raising chickens?

Because all they kept saying was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

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From Haylee, age 10, North America

A man wants to get across a bridge. He has 3 diamonds. The bridge can only hold the weight of the man and 2 diamonds. How does he get across the bridge?

By juggling!

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