Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on!
What does thunder wear under him?
THUNDER WEAR!
What do you call a skeleton that won’t wake up?
Lazy bones!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hisssstory!
How do you make a kleenex dance?
You put a little ‘boogie’ in it
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