Why do spiders spin webs?
No one’s ever taught them to crochet!
Why did the bug cross the road?
Because he wanted to bug somebody!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
You’re too small to smoke!
What is lighter than a feather, but even the strongest man on Earth can’t hold?
Air!
What is green and red and goes 175mph?
A frog in a blender!
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