How do you make milk cold?
You put the cow in the freezer!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabee!
Where did the cow go with his wife?
On their honey moooooon!
What do a note and a pencil have in common?
They both can be sharp!
Why do chemist learn about ammonia first?
Because that’s the basic stuff!
Why did the boy sleep under the oil tank?
To get up oily in the morning!
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