What do you call a cow that doesn’t like milk?
Lactose intolerant!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Fuzzy, age 13, Nova Scotia, Canada
What do you call a cow that doesn’t like milk?
From Blake, 10 years old, Dallas, Texas
What does a nosy pepper do?
From Mr. Young, a teacher, Newtown, Pennsylvania
What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?
From Danny, age 11, Missouri
What goes over mountains, through forests and has fish in it?
From Ben, age 4, Mt. Vernon, IL
What is the best kind of computer bug?
From SpiritDancer, age 11, Missouri, USA
What did one wolf say to another?

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