What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper would make them sneeze!
What did the salad dressing say to the salad?
Don’t look at me I’m dressing!
Math teacher:If you were 7 last year, how old will you be next year?
Kid:Nine
Math teacher:Impossible!
Kid:No it isn’t teacher, I’m eight today!
What do you call a pig that takes karate?
A porkchop!
A nurse went into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, there is a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”
“I’m busy,” said the doctor. “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
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