What do you call a fly, a car, and a pet?
A flying Carpet!
Who invented fractions?
Henry 1/8.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pee soup!!!
What does a cow read every morning?
A moo-spaper
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
What did the robot say when it couldn’t catch the train?
“Cannot commute!”
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