Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed before sleeping?
To draw the curtains!
Why does it take longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?
Because there is a short stop between 2nd and 3rd!
What does a rock want to be when it grows up?
A rock star.
If a fine is a tax for doing wrong. What is a tax?
A tax is a fine for doing well!
I tried to catch fog yesterday.
But, I mist!
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